| X: | I have a Thai name. :D |
| Y: | No, you don't. |
| X: | Yes, I do. Krisana Sutonporn. |
| Y: | That's nonsense. Sutonporn is not even a Thai word. |
| X: | Yes it is. Krisana is how Thai people spells Krisna. |
| Y: | And Sutonporn? |
| X: | Oh, I think if I can make my own name, I have to put my personal state in it. |
| Y: | And Sutonporn means what? |
| X: | Su for Suka, Ton from Nonton. |
| Y: | And Porn? |
| X: | Iya, itu. |
| Y: | Dasar gila. |